Fernando Torres was too good not to have his own song and so, after some tweaks, here it is (preferabbly coupled with bouncing).

His armband proved he was a red,
Torres, Torres,
You'll never walk alone it said,
Torres, Torres,
We bought the lad from sunny Spain,He gets the ball, he scores again,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number nine.
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-naaa, na-naaa